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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat* Party

I have had numerous people forward me this blog post but I have never reposted it. It is quite a humorous comparison of raising a (many) toddler[s] and a fraternity party. The original blog post can be found here.

Here is the list:

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someones going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

Your additions?

*Us Fraterno Americans prefer to use the term 'fraternity' not 'frat' but I wanted to repost in the original format.

1 comment:

  1. I just had to laugh at the "Fraterno Americans" comment! So true. I was a Pi Kapp in college and that was the first lesson we learned! Great post!